Oh and finally after years of speculation, we can confirm that Raphael and April indeed hit it off.

And now for the some hip-hop.

Project Runaway in full effect.

“Did you look at my eyes?” asked Kanye West over the phone. He was calling from Milan. It was the middle of October 2009. It had been over a year since the completion of his last LP, 808s & Heartbreak, but this conversation was my first glimpse of what would become My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. “I mean, really look in my eyes in the ‘Run This Town’ video. If you do, you can’t tell me you’re surprised by what happened. It was all there in my eyes.”

For more on this article, head on over to Complex. Make sure you check out the photo gallery on the side, they do great justice in capturing the vibe of that studio session. I will be picking up this album soon and it will be the soundtrack to my gluttony this Thanksgiving weekend.

And now, it’s time for some Nic.

After wiping the formaldehyde off my eyeballs from chugging Four Lokos and playing Call of Duty: Black Ops for a week straight, I realized I wouldn’t last a second in a soldier’s boots. Not because of how demanding and intense battle is, but because I am terrible at controlling RC cars. Now, if you have no clue what I mean by that- don’t worry about it, just click here and it will all be okay.

Speaking of Four Loko, they finally have a commercial. It’s actually pretty informative.

And here is mixie mix. You better dance to this or I will hunt you down like a sloth.

Now enjoy some incredible dancing from a completely-not-at-all-random group of people. Note: The guy on the floor at the 15 second mark (who shows up later) means serious business.

And here is a hip-hop mix for ya. Just a reminder, most of the mixes on the older pages here still work- so grabb’em if ya want.

MMMMM, I love me some new Nutri-Grain bite size snacks. Supposedly these are the best tasting ones ever made and okay I can’t do this anymore. Before your mouth starts watering- this is one of two, of what I had lodged inside my kidney for a month, and as of two days ago, one of them was in my ureter. Did you see that? Seriously. Just know these aren’t pictures of what was literally in me. X-Rays showed that mine was 7mm, (that’s what she said) and this was after a second evaluation a month later. Unless it grew. Aw fuck. I expulsed a good amount of that sucker earlier today, or so I’d like to think. As of this moment there’s another rock up in my kidney just waiting to prance on down, rendering me pretty useless. Let’s see how it goes.

UPDATE: Today, at 5:00 A.M. on Friday the 14th I went to the hospital once again for disgusting pains on my left side. They have me on antibiotics now because I may be showing signs of an early infection but due to the timing, it can be halted. I feel better now, and hopefully will not continue to have an awkward week filled with rusty needles and holey I.V’s.

Check out the various kinds of kidney stones that exist. Not pretty.

This video shows an extraction of a kidney stone with a claw like device. Basically, if you’re eating a Nutri-Grain bar at this time, grab a second one!

I easily did not choose that procedure and instead went with Extracorporeal Shockwave Lithotripsy. The moral of the story is, DRINK MOAR WATER. Drink it till it comes out of your ears. Drink it till you start couting water in your sleep. Drink it till water comes out of your sink. Drink water now more than ever. Keep your kidneys hydrated. You only have five. But seriously folks. Do it.

Now check this out. Amazing!

“Destino began in 1946 as a collaboration between Walt Disney and the famed surrealist painter Salvador Dali. A first-hand example of Disney’s interest in avant garde and experimental work in animation, Destino was to be awash with Dali’s iconic melting clocks, marching ants and floating eyeballs. However, Destino was not completed at that time. In 2003 it was rediscovered by Walt’s nephew, Roy E. Disney, who took on the challenge of bringing the creation of these two great artists to fruition. In addition to the completed Destino, this exciting addition to the Walt Disney Treasures line also includes an all-new feature-length documentary that examines the surprising partnership between Dali and Disney plus two new featurettes; “The Disney That Almost Was,” an examination of the studio’s unfinished projects; and “Encounters with Walt,” which addresses the surprisingly diverse group of celebrities and artists who were attracted to Walt Disney’s early work.

A June 2008 press release for the Walt Disney Treasures line revealed Destino is now being excluded from a 2008 “Treasures” release. According to “Treasures” host Leonard Maltin, the film is still likely to see an eventual DVD release, yet not necessarily within the “Treasures” moniker. An August 2008 Disney press release stated Destino is now due for a 2010 DVD release and “will be available to own for the first time along with an all-new feature-length documentary that examines the surprising partnership between Dali and Disney.”

I love Dali. That is one awesome dude, and I can’t wait for this.

Okay onto some serious business.

Ah, to see him in a flick with this guy would be outstanding.

Side note, Everybody Hates Chris is ga-reat. Almost done with season 1.

And now, two old guys fighting. Possibly over a Fixodent bottle.

A quick FYI- If we all continue to be careless, we can fix the economy!

Why is it that when people tell an interesting fact, it’s started off with “They say..” Can anyone tell me who They is? I’m convinced They is a group of mad scientists in a lab concocting “facts” and sprinkling them throughout the internets. Now I lost track of what I was going to say. Oh yes. They say we use about 10% of our brains. Go here if you wanna see a robot kid using at least 10.1% of it.

Greetings humans, or should I say cyborgs. I have methodically kidnapped your brain and replaced it with a Richard Simmons autographed dildo. Go ahead, check. Now that I tricked you into believing that, give your ears a headache with a new bleep bloop mix. Crank it up with hopes that your neighbor thinks you’ve opened a nightclub in your house. So go ahead people, you’re almost there! Fuck you. Just kidding, I love you.

P.S. I produced the first track. Yey!

In the fall of 2009, three men musically and methodically are sent out to change the world with vocals, violin, drums and keyboards. Capture the energy and passion as Timothee Lovelock (Vocals/Violin), Adam Piccoli (Drums), and Zack Gracius (Keyboards) journey through the strife and struggles of an economical downturn, the balance of business and personal life and the fights and arguments that come along with teamwork. They say that you can walk for miles on the road to stardom, but you won’t get anywhere until you venture on Stardom Road.

I’ve been lucky enough to catch these guys live a couple times, and they’re dope.

Switching gears now- I’m pretty sure I’m in the minority here, but I saw Tron last night for the first time. It was pretty gnarly I must say. I had no clue that Jeff Bridges was young at any point in his life, I mean what a bountiful set of hair he had in this flick. It felt like I was watching what would have been The Matrix if it came out in the 80′s, except the word “woah” wasn’t invented yet so Keanu Reeves would’ve been jobless. Which by the way, did you know Christopher Reeves is Keanu Reeves’s dad? Well he’s not.

And here’s Shaq contemplating eating one of the best things on Earth.

Also, my good buddy Morty Mouse told me about a Linkin Park video for the new Transformers soundtrack. Great song, even better video. Reminds me very much of the video for Welcome to Heartbreak.

And here are three PSA’s from the future. You ask how this is possible? I know people. People from the future! And I’ll tell you what, if you think the future is about flying cars and ninja cats- you’ve got another thing coming. This is who I get my info from. Shhhh.

If you want some hip-hop, both new and old, go for the click.